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Losing in the Writers Strike

As time wears on, I - like most other television watching Americans - want the Writers Guild of America strike to end. For the most part the strike doesn’t bother me (God forbid I be forced to leave the house or read a book), but I am annoyed by the idea that the strike might promote an influx of more eye-gouging ‘reality’ television or that it could negatively impact the shows that are coming to an end this year.

I have no sympathy for the producers and studio executives who could have easily forgone a strike by making equitable concessions to Writers Guild demands. I was surprised by how little control and compensation many Hollywood writers receive for their work, which plays no small role in making studios billions of dollars. I understand that the major studios are playing their available cards - and that their considerations encompass more than just appearing insuperable to the writers - but this generally sucks.

On the other hand, it irritates me to see two generally wealthy and well-off groups argue melodramatically about money, particularly when the country is filled with people who are much more screwed over than Hollywood writers are.

Seeing the panic that “new media” has caused for both the film and music industries, I think it was wise of the writers to go on strike now. I disagree with those who say that they should have waited to see how lucrative methods of “new media”/internet distribution will become. If companies do find means of profit in these distribution methods, I would think that it would be much harder for writers to get financial ownership of them down the road. What would compel major studios to generously give up the financial rights to an assured area of tremendous revenue? It could be argued that the studios would want to invest what is necessary to keep their “new” revenue stream going, but I suspect that wouldn’t turn out to be the case.

My primary concerns, as I stated above, reflect my status as a television watcher; not an insider. What will happen to the shows whose final seasons are this year? Will I be able to see the end of Scrubs as it was intended? Will scripted comedies and dramas become even less visible on television as studios favor even more easy-to-produce ‘reality’ shows? As with many other things, we probably won’t be able to assess the damage until it’s done. Here’s to pastime creativity.

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Thank You, Robert Wilonsky

For making Ebert and Roeper watchable again.

For exhibiting laudably intelligent and humorous characteristics.

For delivering substantial, articulate, and mentally stimulating film critiques.

For offsetting Richard Roeper’s overall weasellyness.

For obviously loving your job and for conveying that general love to your audience.

There are no YouTube clips of his recent Ebert and Roeper appearances, but YouTube, at the very least, has some footage from his HDNet show which is called Higher Definition. The link is to one of those amusingly frivolous outtakes reels. Enjoy.

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The Darjeeling Limited Trailer

Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums being among my favorite movies and Wes Anderson among my favorite directors, here is the trailer link for his upcoming film The Darjeeling Limited.

The Darjeeling Limited, in theatres September 29

It’s about three brothers traveling through India. As one would expect, I’m ardently looking forward to its release.

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Go See The Simpsons Movie

If you’re into that sort of thing.

It was excellent. It definitely lived up to the high standards the show has set for itself. I haven’t laughed that hard at the movies in a while.

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More Encouraging News on the XF Movie Front

Duchovny told the Hollywood Reporter that he’s seeing the script next week:

Second X-Files pic moving toward production

AND he mentioned that the current script is written by Chris Carter and Frank Spotnitz, as well as the fact that both he and Gillian Anderson have emphasized in the past that they are “on board” for another movie.

What more can I say? It’s terribly thrilling.

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I miss Turner Classic Movies

I really really do. Summer is one of the best times to have it, too.

I wish I could just buy the one station instead of the whole ridiculously fluffed cable package. Pfft.

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It’s Not Confirmed, Mulder.

According to xfroadrunners.com, Frank Spotnitz posted on his website to say that The X-Files movie is not actually in development as of yet, but a script is. Well, not exactly. What he actually said is that he can’t really talk about it.

How unparalleledly excited would I be if The X-Files movie goes forward? Very. Please let it go forward, and please let it be extremely well written.

I’m dying to know what the story is like. What is the focus? Are they glossing over the horrible ending of the series? Are they focusing on a standalone monster-of-the-week format as opposed to the conspiracy? Will they move back into the era of implied sexual tension rather than direct romantic involvement? Where will Mulder and Scully be?

Here are the hopes of yet another fan fervently wishing it forward.

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Hardcore Horror Cinema Resurgence

With new and improved levels of grotesque, thought-devoid super-gore.

There’s a commentary article from The Guardian titled, “For Your Entertainment” that examines the reemerging popularity of horror films. A lot of what the author says in the article I take issue with, but some of her points are extremely valid and the quotes and insights into the minds of the films’ directors alone make it worthwhile reading.

I saw Grindhouse. Being the developing feminist that I am, some may respond to that idea with bewilderment. “Why, pray tell Miss gingermiss, would you voluntarily patronize such a low and base form of intellectually degenerate entertainment, that makes no bones about it’s exploitative attitudes towards women? I demand satisfaction on this point!” That’s a very valid question, no matter how awkwardly worded.

I have a moderately like-strongly dislike relationship with Quentin Tarantino. There are elements of his films I admire and enjoy. There are elements of his films I condemn. Pro: He’s written some extremely strong female characters into his movies. Con: He loves sex, violence, and combining/confusing the two. Pro: He genuinely loves movies and enjoys melding his own cinematic endeavors with the stories he treasured in his viewing youth. Con: He genuinely loves movies, no matter how ridiculously stupid, vapid, sexist, racist, trashy, flawed, and understandably not-revered they are. Pro: He’s enthusiastic and takes an avid interest in what’s going on in the world of entertainment. Con: He financially and publicly promotes movies and directors that suck and would otherwise receive less attention. Directors like Eli Roth.

Talking about his upcoming film Hostel II at a press junket recently, the young director Eli Roth couldn’t contain his enthusiasm for the poster devised by the film’s marketing team - a close-up of some sinewy, gleaming boar meat. “Any time people see women in a horror film,” he noted, “they say, ‘Oh, these girls are just pieces of meat.’ And, literally, in Hostel Part II, that’s exactly what they are. They are the bait, they are the meat, they are the grist for the mill. So I thought it was actually a really smart poster … and really, really disgusting! I love it.”

Ah, the sweet words of a poet. That’s smart, ladies and gents. That’s his idea of a smart poster. To Eli Roth, smart and whatever gets peoples’ attention are the same thing. But it gets better. Here’s another gem from the article.

Of course, maybe Roth’s just trying to be funny - his tone is gleeful throughout this interview (a transcript and audio version of which can be found on a number of film websites). Later in the interview he says: “Let me tell you, I heard that Stanley Kubrick did a lot of takes on Eyes Wide Shut, it was nothing compared to the amount of takes we did once we had that cheerleader naked and bouncing around on a trampoline! I mean, she was great, she got it on the first take, but we did take, after take, after take! And we finished early and we had like three hours, and we’re like, ‘Well, how much film do we have?’ And we’re like, ‘All right, let’s … let’s do it again!’ And she just had a smile on her face the whole time.”

Roth is referring to the fake trailer he made for Grindhouse, which was, by far, the most offensive thing in the film, although I’m sorry to give him any sense of accomplishment. The scene he’s describing - where a cheerleader on a trampoline takes off her clothes and gets a knife to the vagina when she performs a split - was really beyond the offensiveness level of anything else in the movie. Anything. And it was over three hours of violence, sex, and gore.

I feel like the quote really speaks for itself. They all do. He’s a deranged shameless psychopath; a one-track misogynist. One of the most common criticisms of Hostel when it was released was the fact that it was glamorized torture porn and nothing else. It was a cinematic (and mental) regression; a move back into the days of unmitigated and unappropriated violence. Owen Gleiberman opened his Entertainment Weekly review of the film with this statement: “Sadism was once an element in horror films. Now it’s more or less the only element…” One of the posters for Hostel Part 2 was the naked body of Bijou Philips from the neck down with a severed head in her hands. You can Google it if you want to see it. I don’t want to link it since most of the pages that have it only have it to gush about what a great fucking poster it is.

Honestly, what the hell is wrong with people? Whether or not you enjoy horror movies, no one has any problems with Eli Roth flagrantly waving his I-kill-women-and-I-love-it attitude in peoples’ faces? He makes me nauseous. He’s repulsive. His attitude and thought-processes are way more frightening than anything in his movies. If he really wants to terrify people, he should consider making an autobiographical documentary.

I’ll end this post with another quote from the article. This man is making movies. He’s making tons of money off them, receiving loads of attention and accolades, and enjoying every minute of it.

“When I shot that trailer for Thanksgiving, I really thought there was no problem with anything - it just shows you how genuinely out of touch I am! I was like … a full frontal labial shot, to camera, of a girl landing on a knife seemed like no problem to me …”

Out of touch. I can think of several other words for it.

EDIT: I found the link here, by the way, at Women’s Space in one of the post comments.

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Oscar Winner Halle Berry, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Halle Berry’s Esquire Cover

I don’t believe sexual suggestiveness in photography is inherently bad. I believe sexuality has an important place in art. This photograph is a softer, friendlier version of something you’d find in Penthouse. It’s not about empowerment. It’s not about art. It’s about money. Bravo, Halle Berry, for continuing to be an idiot. This moment is so much bigger than her.

She looks lobotomized.

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Exhilarating news on The Simpsons front; Less Exuberant News on The X-Files Sequel

Apparently pre-screenings of The Simpsons movie are already taking place, and the general consensus (without divulging any details on the plot or setting of the movie) has been positive. People are saying it’s very much in the vein of earlier “classic” Simpsons episodes, with some extremely memorable jokes and endearing references to peripheral Springfield characters. On that note, here are my favorite peripheral Springfield characters: Milhouse, Cletus, and Sideshow Bob.

You can read some of the early review infomation here:
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/test-screening-details-from-the-simpsons-pic/

Such comforting news must also be accompanied by some less encouraging news. Entertainment Weekly reported in their most recent issue that the long discussed and contemplated X-Files film sequel could be going forward, except for the unresolved lawsuit between Series Creator Chris Carter and Fox regarding syndication royalties. Both Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny are willing to do it, from all reports, which to me always seemed like the biggest obstacle to overcome. Everyone is waiting to see the ideal script.

Damn you, Fox! You greedy idiots! Don’t let this project languish and slip into irreversible perish! Give Chris Carter the money you freaking owe him and push it forward. It would be such a delight to X-Files fans the world over, I’m sure, to have something sweet to look back upon as the conclusion of the series other than the inconceivable travesty that was The X-Files series finale. Shudder.

By the way, I’m aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don’t bother pointing that out. - Sideshow Bob

Not everything is about you, Mulder. This is my life. - Dana Scully

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